June 2013
You fucked me over then acted like nothing happened. Now I’m going to use you for your boat and not give a fuck.
Jokes on you, bastard.
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
relevant
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”
—(via magnusban)
